So super funny story for ya.
Kristi (Will's wife) and I decided to go to Flagstaff after lunch today. We had to run a few errands for people and get some walkie talkies from best buy. Along with the errands, we had to make a stop at the pet store to buy a little white feeder mouse for a skit. We buy the little mouse and get on our way heading back to Williams. About five minutes into our drive on the highway I look down and see this little white mouse and its blood red eyes starring up at me on the tip of my shoe!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Somehow the stupid mouse got out!
At this point, I look up and see the road sign that says, "Williams 27 miles". I try to coax the mouse back into its box but that doesn't work out so well and she ends up crawling into the dash of Kristi's car from the floor board!! I thought for sure it was going to crawl across in the dash and come out right on Kristi's foot. Her and I are laughing so hard that I cant catch my breath and we're freaking out over this stupid mouse. Kristi continued to drive, picking up speed to hurry and get this thing out of here and I finally get the mouse back in the box by grabbing its tail (gagging the whole time)... PHEW! but then.....
I see the mouses little face come out of a mouse size hole it had chewed in the side of the box!!! WHAT THE HECK CRAZY MOUSE!! So I quickly put the box and the escaping mouse into a shopping bag. No sooner do I get the bag tied that I see its evil little teeth bitting through the bag! By this point its just stressful and not so funny... Well still pretty funny. So Kristi reaches back behind her seat and finds a trash bag and I hurry to stick the mouse, its box and the grocery bag full of items all inside of the garbage bag! We think its all ok from there, but its not. The possessed mouse starts clawing and biting the thick black bag. I am watching its every move and every time I see a piece of the bag get bittin, I would slowly move my foot to where the mouse was chewing and... KICK IT! We decided at this point that the trauma to the head or suffocation was ok with us.
Once we finally got off the exit in Williams, about 20 minutes later, the bag had stopped moving. Oh crap..... Kristi and I just kind of look at each other and say, "Is it dead? Did it stop breathing? We killed it!" Just then Kristi says, "Listen" and turns up the radio. At the exact moment we thought the mouse had suffocated, the song by Jordan Sparx, "No Air" started playing. The lyrics were calling out to us saying, "But how, do you expect me to live alone with no air, air, can't live, cant breath with no air". Great we are horrible people!
We finally get to camp and tell the guys to have the cage ready for the devil. Once they open all the bags up and find the mouse they put her in the cage. and what does she do, escapes! Crazy mouse... After contemplation of letting the stupid mouse run free in the forest we decided to just put her in a huge tupperware packing tub and hope she sticks around.
After a four hour trip that should have taken 1, it was very stressful but a really good laugh that we wont forget! Dang Mouse.
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